i love pizza. everyone loves pizza. it is a truly amazing food! it is good hot, or cold, plain, or loaded with toppings, morning or night, midnight or lunchtime, at parties or at home, it is the most versatile food i can think of. you can make it a completely balanced meal even. even when it's not amazing, it's still good.
how can something be so incredibly good? it can't possibly be a simply man-made creation or an ancient discovery native to this planet because it's taste is phenomenal. and yet, it also can't be a gift from space or from greek mythology because we continue to curiously recreate it with varying levels of success. i think it must be one of the unofficial ancient wonders of the world, kind of like a pyramid or something. it can't be officially recognized because there was never any proof leftover, similar to how's there's never much proof leftover after a modern day video game party. except we have the tell-tale cardboard boxes. i'm willing to bet there's probably some cave drawings of pizza somewhere, but we don't recognize it as pizza because they weren't in perfect circles back then. the real question is which ancient civilization blessed us with this extraordinary gift?! perhaps it was such an almighty creation that it is the true catalyst for the demise of atlantis. the raw, unharnessed birthing of the power of pizza was to overwhelming and terrific for one culture to possess in its inception, especially an ancient culture. the civilization was crushed beneath the weight of the awesomeness that it had created/discovered. fortunately for all of us, it did not fall victim to its own fresh, unbridled power, and was saved to pass on and enlighten the rest of the world, from east to west, through all generations. it may outlive us all, and no one could expect anything different.
i wonder if it can cure cancer. . .
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